Hilary Shannon,
Sweet baby unknown
God will protect you
In your heavenly home.
Your family will love you
Forever, my dear.
When we finally meet you,
We'll hold you so near.
19 November 2018
07 November 2018
Bonus Post: Sound Bites 37
Gretchen: I know what a pile of trees is called.
Me: What?
Gretchen: The woods.
Kaitlyn: My Elsa ran out of gas, sorry.
Gretchen: Kaitlyn, when you are four then you will understand that you have to share.
Gretchen: Mom, this is why I need a scratch backer, because Olivia can't scratch my back in the car.
Bryan, looking at Olivia's paper: What is s-p-a-s-h-o-l-s?
Me: Specials.
Olivia: Did I spell it right?
Me: No, but that's a hard word.
Olivia: I don't always spell things right. It's called inventive spelling.
Gretchen: Mommy gave me my own chapstick to keep. Do you know why? It's because I always rip my lips off.
Kaitlyn: I pinched my finger in the door.
Me: Well that was silly.
Kaitlyn: No, it was not silly! It was so awful.
Me: 'Scuse your farty butt. Take those farts out of here, I don't want them.
Kaitlyn: They're not farts.
Me: What are they?
Kaitlyn: Rumble strips!
Me: This is our new sugar cereal.
Gretchen: Is that raisin bran?
Me: Well, the raisin bran we usually have is actually bran flakes. This is real raisin bran.
Gretchen, incredulously: Wait, so Raisin Bran really has raisins in it?! Olivia, Mommy says real Raisin Bran is really raisin bran with raisins in it!
Kaitlyn: Olivia, you're the bad news!
Olivia: My heart is melting. It's because I'm sleepy. It goes down down down and when it gets to my feet, I'm asleep. But it is so so slow. That's why it takes a long time for me to fall asleep.
Me: What?
Gretchen: The woods.
Kaitlyn: My Elsa ran out of gas, sorry.
Gretchen: Kaitlyn, when you are four then you will understand that you have to share.
Gretchen: Mom, this is why I need a scratch backer, because Olivia can't scratch my back in the car.
Bryan, looking at Olivia's paper: What is s-p-a-s-h-o-l-s?
Me: Specials.
Olivia: Did I spell it right?
Me: No, but that's a hard word.
Olivia: I don't always spell things right. It's called inventive spelling.
Gretchen: Mommy gave me my own chapstick to keep. Do you know why? It's because I always rip my lips off.
Kaitlyn: I pinched my finger in the door.
Me: Well that was silly.
Kaitlyn: No, it was not silly! It was so awful.
Me: 'Scuse your farty butt. Take those farts out of here, I don't want them.
Kaitlyn: They're not farts.
Me: What are they?
Kaitlyn: Rumble strips!
Me: This is our new sugar cereal.
Gretchen: Is that raisin bran?
Me: Well, the raisin bran we usually have is actually bran flakes. This is real raisin bran.
Gretchen, incredulously: Wait, so Raisin Bran really has raisins in it?! Olivia, Mommy says real Raisin Bran is really raisin bran with raisins in it!
Kaitlyn: Olivia, you're the bad news!
Olivia: My heart is melting. It's because I'm sleepy. It goes down down down and when it gets to my feet, I'm asleep. But it is so so slow. That's why it takes a long time for me to fall asleep.
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