Gretchen: This one has five kids and they are giving him a lot of trouble. His daughter keeps making babies so now he has to take care of those kids, too. She made a lot of babies and now he has, like, 100 kids to watch.
Bryan: I'm going to go out to the garage to build a unicorn hoof print.
Matthias: Mom, you're a big fatty. It's because of the two bumps on your belly.
Kaitlyn: Why did you make me try on those shoes if they didn't fit Rudy?
Me: Grandma asked me to have you try them on.
Kaitlyn: But you know we are the same age!
Me: Don't yell at me about it. You should be yelling at Grandma.
Kaitlyn: ...Why would I yell at Grandma? I like Grandma.
Matthias: Did the sun turn off?
Kaitlyn: Do we have any hanitizer?
Me: I'm so cool.
Gretchen: You are 50% cool.
Matthias: Can you snuggle me up?
Me: Can you count to 10?
Matthias: No.
Me: How high can you count?
Matthias: Shark.
