Olivia: What's an inventor called?
Me: An inventor.
Matthias: When I am dead then I am going to move right away. If I can.
Matthias: I need a drink because my tummy is spicy.
Gretchen: 11
Olivia: Is that pancakes?
Gretchen: No. 12.
Olivia: Is that pancakes?
Gretchen: No. 14.
Olivia: Pancakes?
Gretchen: Yes.
Olivia: I knew it.
Kaitlyn is writing in her diary, but she can't spell, so she comes to me for help.
Kaitlyn: How do you spell "what if my mom and dad were nice"?
Kaitlyn: Did you ever do gymnastics with a hurt toe?
Me: I ran a cross country race with a broken hip, does that count?
Kaitlyn: I don't think so.
Matthias: Hey Aunt Jillian, wanna see what I can also do? *does a 310 degree turn jump on the trampoline*
Jillian: Oh cool! You're so talented!
Matthias: Do you know where I teached that at?
Jillian: No, where?
Matthias, enthusiastically: My mind! I made it up!!
Kaitlyn: When people get bigger, they get weaker.
