Olivia: That wouldn't work for two reasons. One, the sky is way taller than you think. And two, when you got up there something would happen to keep you from seeing God because He doesn't want us to climb our way up, He wants us to die our way up.
Matthias: Ugh, my belly is hurting very much. Am I about to get a baby?
Kaitlyn: I'm off to see the wizard, the magical wizard of oz!
Olivia: It's the wonderful wizard of oz, you uncultured troll.
Theo: Dad. Dad. Dad!
Me: ...I'm mom.
Theo: You're dad, mom.
Matthias: I thought there was a busquito on me.
Me: A mosquito?
Matthias: Yes. And when I woke up, I saw a spugito on my hand.
Gretchen: If it's an animal, it's meat.
Matthias: But pizza is giraffe.
Matthias: If cheese turns to worms in your mouth, then worms might be good.
Matthias: Do we have any more beef turkey?
Me: You mean beef jerky.
Theo: It's a baby giraffe!
Matthias: Mom, is that a real baby giraffe?
Me: No, it's a fake adult deer.
Matthias: Why do they have a fake deer?
Me: It's a lawn decoration. Maybe it's to scare real deer away.
Matthias: We should get a fake pig to scare pigs away.
