A long time ago, I had an Olivia Quiz where people could see how similar their thought process was to that of a 14-month-old. Now you get a chance to pit your mental faculties against those of a two-year-old. Prepare yourself.
1. Besides her hands, which part of Gretchen's body is definitely going to be sticky after a pancake breakfast?
A. Stomach
B. Hair
C. Nose
D. Eyebrows
2. What does Gretchen do when she's tired?
A. Twirl her hair.
B. Suck on her fingers.
C. Put her head down on the nearest available surface.
D. Run around like a crazy lady.
3. Which song is the current car favorite?
A. Old MacDonald.
B. Singing in the Shower.
C. I've Got a Dream.
D. Going to the Zoo.
4. Which of the following has NOT been chosen as a quiet time toy?
A. A ball.
B. A baby doll.
C. A wooden spoon.
D. A toy car.
5. All creepy-crawlies are known by which name?
A. Bees.
B. Ladybugs.
C. Ants.
D. Spiders
6. Which prayer is most recited during the day?
A. Our Father
B. Creed
C. Hail Mary
D. Jesus Prayer
7. Gretchen's favorite footwear is...
A. Tennis shoes.
B. Olivia's shoes.
C. Church shoes.
D. Boots.
8. Which two numbers get skipped when counting to ten?
A. 1
B. 2
C. 3
D. 4
E. 5
F. 6
G. 7
H. 8
I. 9
J. 10
9. What is Gretchen virtually guaranteed to do during any given car ride?
A. Kick the seat in front of her.
B. Fall asleep.
C. Remove her socks and shoes.
D. Sing along with the CD.
10. Most of the sentences out of Gretchen's mouth start with which word?
A. See.
B. Hear.
C. Speak.
D. Well.
11. The purpose of pajamas is...
A. To be worn excitedly for as long as possible.
B. To be worn grudgingly for bedtime.
C. To be taken off.
D. To be put on Kaitlyn.
12. At vitamin time, Gretchen always thinks she gets which shape?
A. Ariel with a dress.
B. Ariel with a tail.
C. Cinderella.
D. Jasmine.
13. The best plate and bowl are...
A. The turtle plate and the fish bowl.
B. The zebra plate and the lemons bowl.
C. The cow plate and the oranges bowl.
D. The turtle plate and the frog bowl.
14. What is the thing Gretchen most commonly "needs"?
A. A new diaper.
B. A drink.
C. Mommy or Daddy
D. A kiss.
15. Which is Gretchen's favorite snack?
A. Popcorn.
B. Chips.
C. Crackers.
D. Raisins.
B A B D B A B F C A A B A A B
ReplyDeletehmm... I'm seriously lacking c and d. And I'm more suspicious about it than some tests because I know you made it (some teachers don't so it really is random and could have five if the same letter in a row)
don't forget to make it secret!
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ReplyDeleteI do not know what I'm doing wrong that things post twice. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteAnds the:( should have been a :)
ReplyDeleteA, A, B, A, C, D, B, C E, C, A, A, A, B, B, B
ReplyDeleteSlightly influenced by how my own children think:
ReplyDeleteMe: B, D, C, B, C, C, B, 8DH, D, A, B, C, C, B, D
Joseph: B, C, D, A, B, C, B, 8CH, A, A, C, A, B, C, D