Bonus Post: Sound Bites 13

Bryan: Will you always be my little Gretchen?
Gretchen: Yeah.  When I say I'm not your little Gretchen then I'm silly.

Olivia: Three and three spells six.

Gretchen: Daddy, I thought you were a monster because I saw a big head.

*After a trip to the grocery store*
Olivia: Why did we not get any food from those people?
Me: We did get food.
Olivia: No, why did we not ask for food that we could eat?
Me: Oh, a sample?
Olivia: A human.
(She did want a sample, she just didn't realize that's what it was called.)

Gretchen: Daddy, if you were my daddy I would take you a bath.  And I would let you watch a lot of movies if you were my daughter.

Olivia: Last night when we waked up on the next day.
(I'm not really bringing points back, but sometimes a reward is necessary... 15 points to the first person who can tell me what time Olivia was referencing in this comment.)

Olivia: I could not remember what you telled me to say to grandma, so I telled her something else.

Gretchen: Let's play with the meerkats!
Me: Meerkats?  Can you show me the meerkats?
Gretchen: The meerkats are in your room!
Gretchen goes into my bedroom and comes back with the board game Blokus.

Me: There's New Hampshire and New Jersey and way down New Mexico, then New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, OHIO!  Can you sing Ohio with me?
Gretchen: Yeah.
Me: There's New Hampshire and New Jersey and way down New Mexico, then New York, North Carolina, North Dakota... *points at Gretchen*
Gretchen: I-HO-OH!