Olivia: I love big hill!
Me: Did you just say, "I love a cow?"
Bryan: She said, "I love big hill."
Olivia: I love a cow, too.
Bryan: I love your mom, too.
Me: Hey!
Gretchen: Mooo!
Gretchen: Please have eat banana.
(Gideon borrowed a pair of Olivia's underwear after staying overnight at our house one day)
Me: Okay, pull up your undies.
Gideon: Actually, this is Olivia's underwear.
Me: ...You're right. Pull up... Olivia's undies.
Me: Are you my little snuggle bug?
Gretchen: No, I penguin.
Murry: Your baby's going to be here soon! Are you excited?
Olivia: No, Grandma, the baby is in mommy's belly.
Murry: I know, but he's going to come out soon. He can't stay in there forever.
Olivia: Yes he can!
Olivia: Where's Grandma?
Me: She's at work.
Olivia: Grandma cannot go to work, she is a girl!
Olivia (talking on a toy phone): Hello? Yes? I have a Gretchen sister and my baby's going to come next year.
Olivia: Next time it is raining we need to bring an umbrella so that we can be on top of things. We were not on top of things.
Gretchen: A B C H K L Ba P Q S Double X Y Z. Now I ABC, next time won't sing me.
Olivia (poking my stomach three days after Kaitlyn was born): What's still in here?
Bryan: I think your three-year-old just called you fat.
Gretchen: Daddy go work?
Me: Yes, Daddy is working downstairs.
Olivia: Yes, but we only go downstairs to get things, we don't go to work because we are girls. Only boys go to work.
Me: What do girls do?
Olivia: Play. But I do have a work computer. But it is just pretend.
Me: What do grown-up girls like Mommy do?
Olivia: Well, someday I will have a sewing machine and then I will make dresses like Mommy.
These are hilarious! Someone should let her know that girls do indeed work though...
ReplyDeleteI second Jacque's assessment of this post. :) This was a great study break complete with lots of unsuccessfully stifled giggles.
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