24 June 2015

Bonus Post: Sound Bites 4

Olivia: This crown is hurting my head.
Me: Then why are you wearing it?
Olivia: Because it matches my dress.

Olivia: I have a twinkle in my eye.
Bryan: A twinkle in your eye?
Olivia: Yeah.
Bryan: It's very pretty.
Olivia: No, I do not like twinkles in my eye.

Olivia: We've been here for miles.

Olivia: My belly hurts.  Probably you should let me watch cartoons on the couch until my belly feels better.

Olivia: Am I three or sick?
Me: You're three and not sick.
Olivia: But after I am five I will be sick.
Me: You will be SIX.  After four and five.
Olivia: And then I will have to go to the doctor because I'm sick.
Me: Six.
Olivia: Because I'm six.  Then I will go to the doctor?
Me: No, you won't have to go to the doctor because you're six.
Olivia: We don't go to the doctor when we are sick?
Me: We go to the doctor when we are sick, but not when we are six.
Olivia: Oh. But now I am three.

We stopped at a red light behind a man riding a Harley and wearing a bandana.
Olivia: Why did the pirate stop?

Gretchen: I'm driving!  Goodbye!  See you in the morning!
Olivia: Bye!  Come back on Friday for dinner!
Gretchen: Okay!

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