Gretchen, yelling: Mommy!
Oma: Why are you yelling?
Olivia: Gretchen is yelling because I want water.
Oma: So Gretchen was requesting water on your behalf?
Gretchen: No, I was yelling because Olivia wants water.
Olivia: Here you go, your highness!
Me: Thank you.
Olivia: I called you "your highness."
Me: I know.
Olivia: But you're not "your highness," you're just mommy. And mom. And mama.
Gretchen: And mother!
Olivia: If I get a baby out of my belly then I am going to call her Princess Sofia. And if I get another one when Sofia is bigger I am going to call her Princess Amber. And if I get one when Amber is bigger then I am going to call her Princess Vivian. If they are all girls. If I get a boy then I will call him Prince James.
Gretchen: If I get a boy I am going to call him Prince Phillip. And if I get another baby I am going to call her Princess The Lady That Turns The Prince Into A Beast So The Beast Can Learn To Be Nice.
Bryan: That one's definitely YOUR daughter.
Me: Which one?
Bryan: Olivia just said, "I don't need to make my bed because I got out very carefully so it is already made!"
Me: All right, Olivia!
Bryan: Tuck yourself in like an envelope, sneak out in the morning, and fold the corner over. Done.
Gretchen: Why do you call Oma Mom? She does not live with you.
Me: No, but she used to live with me when I was little.
Gretchen: But now you live with us. And so does that guy.
Me: Which guy?
Gretchen: *pointing* That guy that is out there. But he is not anybody so he is just that guy.
Me: What do we call him?
Gretchen: We call him Daddy because he is not anybody.
Gretchen: When all my pajamas are rocky then I will have to be naked.
Olivia: I was never playing with her for miles ago.
Gretchen: Ladies omin and jellomin! (That's supposed to be "Ladies and gentlemen!")
Bryan fills Gretchen's bedtime cup with water and brings it to her in bed.
Gretchen: I'm proud of you, Daddy.
Gretchen: LET IT -- Wait, is Kaitlyn asleep?
Me: Yes, she's sleeping in your room.
Gretchen: How loud can I sing Let It Go?
I love Gretchen's second baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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