Me, to Olivia after she wrote a page of zeros: Which one do you think is the best zero?
Olivia: I like the one that looks like a banana.
Me: It does look like a banana, but it does not look like a zero.
Olivia: Well, it is my best one.
Olivia: All my humans keep falling down the hole!
Kaitlyn, running toward the curtains: Hiding! Daddy, hiding!
Me: She's hiding, you have to start counting.
Bryan, covering his eyes: Oh. 1, 2, 3...
Kaitlyn, covering her eyes: 3, 4. Found you!
Bryan: ...
Me: You're so bad at this game.
Gretchen: This looks weird to my mouth!
Olivia: Want to play mommy and daddy?
Gretchen: Of course!
Gretchen: Mommy, is Jesus real?
Me: Yes, he's real.
Gretchen: Why does he not do the things I ask him to?
Me: What did you ask him to do?
Gretchen: I asked him to turn this Barbie's dress purple.
Olivia: I am not going to be 100, I will stop at one of the other numbers.
Gretchen: You will be 100! Mommy, can we be 100?
Me: If you have enough birthdays, you will be 100.
Olivia: But I am not going to keep getting older, I am just going to get presents.
Kaitlyn: What is daddy?
Me: I don't know, what is daddy?
Kaitlyn: A spoon.
Gretchen: Daddy, you are a tired old man.
Oh man, the tired old man comment had me dying. That's fantastic!
ReplyDeleteApparently the original comment was actually closer to the following:
DeleteGretchen: Daddy, do you want to play a game?
Bryan: Not right now.
Gretchen: Because you are playing the tired old man game?
Oh man. I am laughing hysterically right now. Thanks :-)
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I did NOT read Jacque's comment first.
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