Bonus Post: Sound Bites 20

Jacque: I can't ever have kids.  They make me laugh too much.
Olivia: Well, I think you're going to have kids anyway.
Jacque: Why do you think that?
Olivia: Mommy has daughters.  And Oma has daughters and sons.  Justine has sons.
Bryan: It does kind of run in your family.
Olivia: Grandma has sons.  And a daughter.  So I think everyone gets some.
Jacque: When will I get mine?
Olivia: On their birthday!

Gretchen: When I grow up and marry a boy, will he be my kids' daughter?
*Note: She immediately corrected this to say "kids' dad," but that's not as amusing.

*With no preceding conversation*
Olivia: Oh no, macaroni and cheese starts with an M!
Me: Yes, it does.  Is that a problem?
Olivia: Well, apples are my favorite fruit.

Gretchen, eating boxed cookies: Someone didn't make good cookies.

Olivia, looking at a poster of The Avengers: I like that man's wand.
*She was referring to Thor's hammer.*

Gretchen: Daddy, I want you to beat all the other cars to church.
Olivia: Well some of them don't have children in them, and that's why they beat us.

Olivia: I wonder what her name would be.
Bryan: You should have asked her.
Olivia: No, no, I just wanted to wonder.