Bonus Post: Sound Bites 21

Gretchen: You know, when I do very hard work I forget everything.

Gretchen: When I am a mommy, I am going to let my big ones eat pizza and my little ones eat macaroni and cheese.  And I am going to let them do whatever they want.  Will that make me a grandma-mommy?  Because Grandmas let us do whatever we want and Mommys don't.

Jillian: If your mommy has three daughters and Aunt Justine has three sons, who has more sons?
Olivia: Mommy doesn't have any sons.
Jillian: So who has more sons?
Olivia: None of them?
Gretchen: Aunt Jillian does!

Olivia: You are not the boss of the world.
Bryan: That was you, in your daughter's voice, just now.
Me: That was actually Oma, through me, in my daughter's voice just now.

Kaitlyn, kissing my stomach: Good boys belly.

*Kaitlyn hands me a toy.*
Kaitlyn: Help, mommy.  Fix it please.
*I fix it and hand it back.*
Kaitlyn: I did it!  Mommy, look Kaitlyn made!

Olivia: You are getting very heavy like Mama Bear when Small Bear tries to sit on her lap but can't because her belly is full of the new baby.

Olivia: Moo.  Moo.  Moo!
Me: Are you a cow?
Olivia: No, Gretchen said this one's name was Mu.  *pause*  Gretchen, her name can't be Mu or mommy will think I'm a cow.

Me: What are you doing?
Kaitlyn: Eating your clothes!

Gretchen: That's the Creightons' house.
Me: Are you sure?
Gretchen: Yes, it has steps.
Me: But the Creightons are in Ohio and we are in Pennsylvania.
Gretchen: It has steps AND a door.