Kaitlyn: Why Fias making noisy?
Gretchen: Olivia is very shy. I am not shy!
Kaitlyn, referring to Matthias: Want to pet it!
Kaitlyn, after trying to give Matthias a kiss on the mouth: Oh no, Fias eating Kaitlyn!
Me: Where's Kaitlyn?
Bryan: Still outside. I'll go get her.
*five minutes later*
Me: Where was she?
Bryan: Two houses down, yelling at the chickens for being chickens.
Kaitlyn: Bup, bup, bu-GAAAK!
Me: Good morning! How are you?
Kaitlyn: I four.
Me: You're four? You're two.
Kaitlyn: No, I not two, I four.
Me: You're silly.
Kaitlyn: Well, I need baby shark.
Fr: Do you have God in a box?
Olivia: Mom, God is not in a box, God is all over.
Me: You're right.
Gretchen: But Fr said that God is just in the box.
Me: Fr is being silly, God is everywhere.
Gretchen: Even in the box?
*Our normal priest has been reassigned, so we are currently going through a transition phase where we have different substitute priests each week.*
Gretchen, seeing a new priest: Why is that not God up there?
Me: Fr Mark is not God, he is just a priest. He is gone now, though, so we have a different priest today.
Gretchen: Is that one God?
Me: No, the priest is a person who prays to God with us. Fr Mark is a priest, that man is a priest, Fr Kent at Daddy's church is a priest, Opa is a priest. Priests are just people.
Gretchen: So peoples are priests.
Me: Yes.
Gretchen: ...Am I a priest?
Kaitlyn: I want some water. I want some juice, actually.
Gretchen: I don't know where I made that up from, but Hokya is an awesome name!
Me: Did you have a good nap?
Kaitlyn: Well, flowers in my nose.
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