Kaitlyn: Grandma, you have two choices. You can get up or you can give me a bath.
Grandma: What? Either way, I have to get up!
Kaitlyn: Those are your choices.
Gretchen: If everyone has a mommy and a daddy, then God must have first made a big mommy and a big daddy to start.
Kaitlyn: Hooray! Mom, do you know why I can say hooray?
Me: Why?
Kaitlyn: Because I am Kaitlyn Elaine Barhorst to say hooray!
Gretchen: When I am a mommy, I am going to let my kids draw on their beds AND their clothes.
*Kaitlyn pretends to eat a crayon*
Me: You going to eat it, or what?
Kaitlyn: ...What?
Me: Are you going to eat it?
Kaitlyn: Yes. It is belicious.
Me: Delicious?
Kaitlyn: Yes. A crayon is belicious.
*Kaitlyn bites the crayon*
Me: Well? Was it good?
Kaitlyn: Um, it was a little good.
Gretchen: Kaitlyn doesn't care whose clothes she wears as long as they are not hers.
Kaitlyn: Do you unnermystand?
Bryan: Yes, I undermystand.
Kaitlyn: No! Do you unnerMYstand?
Jacque: I am going to pick the music.
Olivia: Does that say "Queen"?
Jacque: Yes. *puts in CD*
Olivia: Hey, this is a boy song! Those are boys singing. They are not queens, they are princes or kings.
Me: Gretchen doesn't mind.
Gretchen: What does "doesn't mind" mean?
Jacque: It means you are indifferent.
Gretchen: But I don't know what kind of different I'm in.
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