Me: Look girls, I see alpacas!
Kaitlyn: No, I think those are geese.
Gretchen: What if when Kaitlyn is as old as rain she shoots a thunder by accident?
Kaitlyn: Grandpa has five potties in hims house.
Me: Grandma and Grandpa have six potties in their house.
Kaitlyn: No! Grandpa has five potties! Look! *pointing out the car window to a billboard* There's a letter and it spells Grandpa has five potties.
Gretchen: Why is there so much jelly on my sandwich?
Me: You always want your jelly to go all the way to the edges, so I used a little extra today to make sure there were no empty spots so that you wouldn't have to complain.
Gretchen: But I like to complain.
Olivia, discussing potential occupations: I don't want to be a farmer because I don't want to do anything that will be a lot of work.
Me: Do you need to go potty?
Kaitlyn: No.
Me: Why are you dancing?
Kaitlyn: I'm not dancing.
Me: What are you doing?
Kaitlyn: I'm trying to not let the pee out.
Gretchen: When will we see the dead people again?
Me: Um, when we get to heaven?
Gretchen: No, when will we see them in our car?
Me: ...
Me: Oh, you mean a cemetery! I don't know where the next cemetery is.
Me: It is possible.
Kaitlyn: Possible?! I don't like possible.
Olivia: I'm so tired of sitting.
Me: Were you tired of sitting when you were at school?
Olivia: Yes. I was tired of sitting and of walking.
Me: Walking?
Olivia: Walking to lunch, walking to change classrooms...
Me: So if you were tired of sitting and tired of walking, what did you want to do?
Olivia: Lay down!
Me: What letters do you know?
Kaitlyn: E. E. R. D. K. B. I. 2. D. O. I. T. Kah. Boo.
Olivia: Mom, can I make a toy for someone and put "From Ohio"?
Me: Made in Ohio?
Olivia: Yes, because China made some. Kind of all of our toys were made in China.
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