Bonus Post: Sound Bites 34

Me: Don't make a mess.
Kaitlyn: But I want to make a mess.
Me: No, don't make a mess.
Kaitlyn: I want to dump them everywhere.
Me: Please DO NOT make a mess.
Kaitlyn: Well, I will hide so you can't see me dump them.

Gretchen: Eek!  My house is haunted!
Me: What makes you think it's haunted?
Gretchen: I saw an ant.

Olivia: What is Kaitlyn doing?
Me: She's using her plastic snack cup like a kazoo.
Kaitlyn: I'm making the food dance!

William: Dorothea is one!
Me: Yes, she's so old.
Gretchen: She is not so old!  You are not so old until you are 31.

Kaitlyn: When I'm a baby then I am so whiny.
Jacob: When are you going to be a baby?
Kaitlyn: When I grow up.

Kaitlyn: I want to go over another bridge.
Me: I will let you know if one comes up.
Kaitlyn: And we can see the water.
Me: I don't know if there will be any more bridges.
Kaitlyn: Are you sure?
Me: I am sure that I don't know if there will be bridges.
Kaitlyn: No, are you SURE?
Me: Yes.
Kaitlyn: Then don't even bother me about bridges.

Instances of "You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means"
-My blanket is so spicy.
-I don't like walking on the grass; it's spicy.
-Are we almost there?  I'm getting too comfy.
-I don't want to be comfy.