Bonus Post: Sound Bites 35

Gretchen: I don't like big ants or little ants, but big ants are worse because they're so talented and gross.

Gretchen: If a bad guy stranger gets me then I will knock him down with my moves and walk on him.

Gretchen: If someone says to come with them then we say, "What's the password?" and if they don't know then we say, "Stay back!" and run away with our arms in the air yelling, "Help me help me help me!"
Me: What is the password?
Olivia: She told you already, it's "stay back."

Gretchen: Sometimes my brain just walks away from my body.

Gretchen: I want to be a grown up right now.
Me: Why?
Gretchen: So I can be a mommy and boss kids around.  I would like bossing kids.

Me: Kaitlyn, do you see the train?
Kaitlyn: No, I can't see it.  But I hear the train barking.

Kaitlyn: I love mommies, but I do not like daddies because they are meaned to me.  They got meaned to me at church and they got meaned to me in my room and they got meaned to me when I did not listen to daddy and put on my sandals.

Olivia: My lips hurt.  I think it is because I was playing with Matthias too much.

Me: We have to go to the airport to get Aunt Jillian.
Kaitlyn: But we cannot get the airplanes because they are too high.
Me: You're right, but one of them will land and let Aunt Jillian off.
Kaitlyn: And we will catch her.

Jillian: Name a color that doesn't have an 'e' in its name.
Me: Gray, if you use the American spelling.
Jillian: I can never remember which on is which.
Me: A for America, E for England.
Jillian: Oh!  I think I spell it with a y.
Me: ...Everyone spells it with a y.

Gretchen: I am going to take any wishes I do not use out of my heart and put them in someone else's heart.

Kaitlyn: Mommy, Daddy wants to marry you because he thinks you are a princess.