Gretchen, eating a granola bar: I'm using my muscle teeth to eat this. *points to incisors*
Olivia, referring to a child at church: Mom, do you think he likes to read, or do you KNOW he likes to read?
(I know nothing (and had said nothing) about the reading habits of this child.)
Kaitlyn: Mommy, I do not like the coconuts in my apple.
(She was referring to the seeds.)
Gretchen: Yum! I wish this could be on my tongue always.
Kaitlyn, adjusting a rocking chair for Matthias: There. Now you can reach the Kingdom of Heaven.
Me: Stay right here, I need to go tell Daddy something.
Kaitlyn: Wait! Do you trust him?
Bryan: I don't get a cookie?
Me: I'll go get you one.
Olivia: Why did you say, "I don't get one?"
Bryan: Because she gave everyone else one but not me.
Olivia: Like she didn't love you.
Kaitlyn: I want to go on a hike.
Me: Do you know what a hike is?
Kaitlyn: Um... a bear?
Me: No, a hike is walking around outside.
Kaitlyn: Well I want to walk on a bear.
Me: The bear might eat you.
Kaitlyn: If the bear is a bad guy then I will get down and I will step hard on the ground with my shoe and it will get light and he will say, "Oh, do you have sparkle shoes and you stepped hard on the ground and they got light?" and I will say, "Yep!" and he will say, "Ooooo!"
Bryan: Gretchen, did you hear Mommy?
Gretchen: Yes.
Bryan: What did she ask you to do?
Gretchen: I just forgot as soon as she said it.
Me: Please don't take my shoe.
Kaitlyn, continuing to grab at my shoe: I'm not.
Me: What are you doing?
Kaitlyn: Just getting your heavy leg.
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