Me: I spy something fluffy.
Gretchen: Grandma's hair!
Gretchen: I am tired of eating, but I'm still hungry.
Kaitlyn: There was a virus in Wreck It Ralph. A snake virus.
Gretchen: Kaitlyn, viruses are not snakes. Well, they look like snakes. Hedgehog snakes, because they are straight like snakes but prickly all over.
Gretchen: I don't think there is anyone who is hungry and thirsty and itchy all the time like I am. Or anyone who is afraid that when they flush the potty a bear will pop out of the floor.
Me: ...
Me: You're afraid that a bear will pop out of the floor?
Gretchen: Well the flushing noise just sounds like magic that will make a bear come up out of the floor.
Me: How excited are you to go to Grandma's house?
Kaitlyn: Fifty hundred and half!
Gretchen, showing me a drawing: This is a Christmas tree, and this is a talking tree. I thought that since the tooth fairy is made up and Santa is made up then I could make something up, too, so I made a talking tree!
Angelina: Who's this in the nativity scene?
Kaitlyn: Mary, Jesus, and Uncle Joe.
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