Matthias: Knock knock knock. Mom, say knock knock!
Me: Okay. Knock knock.
Matthias: Who's there!
Me: ...
Kaitlyn: I don't want to die.
Me: Everyone dies someday.
Kaitlyn: But it's going to hurt.
Me: Not necessarily.
Kaitlyn: It will not hurt when they cut off my leg?
Me: ... I don't think you're going to die by having your leg cut off.
Kaitlyn: I won't?
Me: No.
Kaitlyn, sadly resigned: Oh. It will be an arrow then.
Me: ... No, I don't think it will be an arrow either.
Kaitlyn: But how will I die?
Me: I don't know, but I imagine you will live to be a very old lady and then just die.
Kaitlyn, relieved: So the bad guys are not going to get me!
Matthias: Can I more yucky?
Bryan: I'm not putting wine in your sippy cup.
Gretchen: Mom! We are making a party in a boat! And right now we're putting holes in the boat!
Me: Holes in a boat doesn't sound like a very good idea.
Gretchen: It will be so fun, because the water can spray out!
Me: And then what?
Gretchen: It will be like little fountains and everyone's clothes will get wet!
Me: But what will happen to the boat?
Gretchen: It will be wet from water spraying out of the holes.
Me: And then what?
Gretchen: Everything will be a little wet.
Me: What happens to a boat full of holes?
Gretchen: ...Does it ...sink?
Me: Yes. A boat full of holes will sink.
Gretchen: ...
Gretchen: ...
Gretchen: ...
Gretchen: Well, we have magic, so we will make it not sink.
Gretchen: Are we in Paris?
Me: No, this is Dayton.
Gretchen: Well I thought I saw that tower that is in Paris, so that's why I thought we were in Paris.
Me: Do you know how old you are?
Matthias: Yes, I grandpa.
Me: ...Give us this day our daily bread -- shush your face and say the prayer -- And forgive us our trespasses...
Bryan, later: And people think the pope is making radical changes to the Lord's Prayer.
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