Matthias: Look! The train is making a noisy!
Kaitlyn: I wish I was a gorilla because then I would have four hands.
Me: Good news, I suck at eating!
Gretchen: I am 20% sure that I'm stronger than Olivia.
Olivia: Well I'm 20% sure you're not.
Me: Let me get your cutie patootie brother.
Matthias: Patootie brother?!
Me, to Theo: Are you a patootie brother?
Matthias: No, he's a Theo.
Matthias: Daddy is mowing the laundry.
Gretchen: I think without our parents we would be bad all the time.
Olivia: Without our parents we would die.
Kaitlyn: No, we would just take care of ourselves.
Olivia: What does romance mean?
Me: It's all the nice little things you do for someone you love.
Olivia: Oh. I thought it meant fainting.
Me: Theo was a cranky pants today. And when Theo's cranky, mommy's cranky.
Kaitlyn: Mommy is a cranky skirt!
Matthias: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Matthias: Moo who.
Me: Moo who who?
Matthias: Kitty cat!
Olivia: Gretchen.
Gretchen: What?
Olivia: Can.
Gretchen: ...
Olivia: ...Oh. I mean knock knock.
Kaitlyn: I really love everybody and everything in the whole world. Even you.
