Matthias: Look! The train is making a noisy!
Kaitlyn: I wish I was a gorilla because then I would have four hands.
Me: Good news, I suck at eating!
Gretchen: I am 20% sure that I'm stronger than Olivia.
Olivia: Well I'm 20% sure you're not.
Me: Let me get your cutie patootie brother.
Matthias: Patootie brother?!
Me, to Theo: Are you a patootie brother?
Matthias: No, he's a Theo.
Matthias: Daddy is mowing the laundry.
Gretchen: I think without our parents we would be bad all the time.
Olivia: Without our parents we would die.
Kaitlyn: No, we would just take care of ourselves.
Olivia: What does romance mean?
Me: It's all the nice little things you do for someone you love.
Olivia: Oh. I thought it meant fainting.
Me: Theo was a cranky pants today. And when Theo's cranky, mommy's cranky.
Kaitlyn: Mommy is a cranky skirt!
Matthias: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Matthias: Moo who.
Me: Moo who who?
Matthias: Kitty cat!
Olivia: Gretchen.
Gretchen: What?
Olivia: Can.
Gretchen: ...
Olivia: ...Oh. I mean knock knock.
Kaitlyn: I really love everybody and everything in the whole world. Even you.
Excellent job by Kaitlyn with this! That seems like it is advanced to switch skirt for pants. '' Mommy is a cranky skirt!''
ReplyDeleteIt definitely took me a second to process what she said.
DeleteThat conversation between Gretchen, Olivia, and Kaitlyn about life without parents is very indicative of their personalities!
ReplyDeleteI thought so, too!
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