Bonus Post: Sound Bites 47

Me: You smell good. Why do you smell so good?
Matthias: Because I'm wearing pants.

Me: Did you have a good nap?
Matthias: Yes. I got out of my room and I put my blanket in my bed and an elephant was chasing me!

Gretchen: I can see my nose. Only if I close one eye. It's just a talent I have.

Kaitlyn: You're making my life worser which is making me meaner.

Matthias: You say juice, I'll say monkey. Ready?
Bryan: Juice.
Matthias: Monkey. Jinx!
Bryan: Hey! Do that again.
Matthias: Okay. You say juice, I'll say Massachusetts. Ready?
Bryan: Juice. *at the same time as Matthias* Massachusetts.
Matthias: Monkey. Jinx!

Matthias: Mom, I'll say Daddy, you say Mommy.
Me: Daddy.
Matthias: ...
Me: Oh, Mommy!
Matthias: Jinx!

Me: Girls, it's time to settle down and go to sleep.
Kaitlyn: Well, I guess she is a bad mom.
Olivia: How dare you?!
Gretchen: She is the best mom I ever had.
Kaitlyn: I just like Rudy's mom. And Juliana's mom and Irene's mom. ...And our mom.

Murry: Do you guys ever buy from the Schwanns man?
Bryan: Hah. The most pre-made thing we have at our house is flour and that's only because we don't grind our own wheat anymore.

Me: I'm so bad at dusting.
Bryan: Can you be bad at something you've never done before?

Kaitlyn: Mommy, since you're married, you're a queen! So you're the queen and daddy's the king.
Matthias: AND daddy's a ghost.

Gretchen: Once you start going to school, you don't actually like it.

Kaitlyn, reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar: ...It ate so much food. And then it was a fatty pants! And it made gurgling sounds. Then it turned into a butterfly!

Olivia watches a superhero show with two heros -- Ladybug and Cat New-ah. (Cat Noir)

Kaitlyn was "reading" the Bible (a hymnal, actually) to me: God was working harder and harder to not be lonely. And it was good. But sometimes people grow older. And when they grow into a very old lady, they die. Then somebody takes them to heaven and God makes them alive again and they will never die again. And they live happily ever after. Isn't that so sweet of God?