Kaitlyn: Are you God?
Fr Joshua: No. But I'm a friend of God.
Kaitlyn: Can you turn me into a unicorn?
Gretchen: Mom, I just finished a book and the end was so funny. Want to hear the funny part?
Me: Sure.
Gretchen: *proceeds to tell me the entire unabridged story*
Kaitlyn: Mom, I was wrong. You are nice sometimes.
Matthias: ABCDHIGHIJKNOPURSPUZdoubleSPUZ
Kaitlyn: The cats and hill went up the hill and it's in all a flutter. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. The cats fought and they fit and they had seven kittens, instead of two cats there weren't any.
(This contains pieces of Jack and Jill, Two Cats of Kilkenny, As I Was Going to St Ives, and A Peanut Sat on a Railroad Track)
Discussing the ten commandments.
Me: Have you killed anybody?
Gretchen: No! I don't even have a sword!
Bryan: Kaitlyn, your presence near people who are doing things always causes sadness.
Gretchen: I am going to drink a lot of milk so that I can be strong. And when I grow up I will fly into space and lift the world up on my pinkie.
Me: When's your birthday?
Matthias: July.
Me: July what?
Matthias: Blue birthday.
Me: Eleventh.
Matthias: Blue birthday.
Me: July eleventh.
Matthias: I love you, too.
Gretchen: *long rambling story about poop*
Gretchen: And then he drew a B-U-T. I had to spell it because I didn't want to say a potty word. So I just spelled B-U-T.
Gretchen: *continues rambling story about poop*
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