Kaitlyn: Daddy, do you have a mustache?
Bryan: Yes.
Matthias: Can I eat a mustache?
Bryan: ...No.
Matthias: Well I have a beard.
Bryan: You have a beard?
Matthias: Yes! In my belly. I will show you. *lifts up shirt*
Bryan: Ooh.
Matthias: So I can eat a mustache!
Bryan: Do you want cookies for dessert? Or should we have something else so that we can keep testing Mommy's willpower?
Me: If you don't eat those cookies for dessert then I'm going to eat them tonight.
Gretchen: You can have my cookie, Mom, I'll take one willpower.
Matthias: The virus will come through the gate and get me!
Kaitlyn: ...That's the way the Mommy goes, pop! goes the weasel.
Bryan: That's the way the mommy goes.
Matthias: She's right there!
Grandma: What's that on your face?
Olivia: A tattoo.
Matthias: Well on MY face is dirt.
Olivia: How do you say hummer?
Me: Hummer.
Olivia: No, I mean like when something is funny or a joke.
Me: Oh, you mean humor!
Matthias: Do you want to hit the virus with your sword?
Olivia, discussing sparkling grape juice: Well, if you put more of that in then it will turn into... something. Probably.
Hahaha Matthias's understanding of the virus is amusing!
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