Olivia: What can I read?
Me: *suggests looking up Beverly Cleary since she just finished Ramona*
Olivia: None of these look good.
Me: *looks up lists online and feeds her titles one at a time to search*
Olivia: These don't look like ones I would like.
Me: What about them is something you don't like?
Olivia: I don't know.
Me: What about Harry Potter? Your friend Elaine is reading that.
Bryan: I think you'd like Harry Potter even more than you like Pokemon.
Olivia: Well I don't want to read it if I'll like it more than Pokemon.
Me: ...
Matthias, holding a 5: Mom, when I flip this over it turns into a 2! Wait, I will get a 3 and turn it into a 4!
Me: Kaitlyn, stop whining. You do not need glasses to do that trick. You could just hang the turtle on your ear.
Matthias: My pants are wet and my feet are wet.
Me: Do you need new pants?
Matthias: Yeah. And new feet.
Gretchen: Anything is possible for God?! That means he can make unicorns real!
Matthias: My food goes to my feet and my water and juice and milk go to my belly.
Gretchen: Mom, know what I want to be when I grow up? A saint.
Kaitlyn: I'm telling the truth of this. Gretchen was on my bed and we were playing happily, but she got her foot on my blankie and made it stinky.
Matthias: When I am bigger I will go to school and play the monster game and play Pokemon!
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