26 August 2020

Bonus Post: Sound Bites 53

Kaitlyn: Mom gave me medicine and it made my throat gone.

Me: M for Mmmatthias. G for Gggretchen.
Matthias: U for William?
Me: U for Uuuncle.
Matthias: L.
Me: L for Ollllivia. L for Kaitllllyn. L for Willlllliam.
Matthias: L for Feeeeedore.
Me: No. L for Wallllter.
Matthias: F! For Feeeeedore?
Me: No. Well... Yes, I suppose.

Olivia: It's not MY fault I didn't get out of bed yet!

Kaitlyn: Matthias is going to be a ring bear.
Matthias: I want to be a ring lion.
Gretchen: No, he's going to be a ring barrier.

Olivia: True or false, Piper's last name is Knight.
Gretchen: True.
Olivia: False.
Gretchen: I was close.

Matthias: I don't like to sleep on Theodore's team so Theodore will cry and wake me up.

Kaitlyn: Gretchen, here's the embarrassing thing: I have THREE mosquito bites.
Gretchen: That's not embarrassing. That's-- Mom, what does astonishing mean?
Me: Astonishing means very surprising.
Gretchen: Oh, that's not astonishing, either.

Kaitlyn: Aren't you supposed to get out of bed when that timer goes off?
Me: That's Daddy's timer.
Kaitlyn: Wait, that's Daddy's box of time?!

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