Jillian: Hi!
Olivia: What? Oh, hi!
Gretchen: Aunt Jillian, I thought you were my dad!
Kaitlyn: Wait, why am I the one who has to go get all the supplies?
Angelina: Well, you live here, so we're asking you where things are.
Kaitlyn: But why can't Gretchen go?
Gretchen: I'm too artful for that.
*car brakes suddenly*
Me: Who lost their stuff?
Gretchen: Matthias.
Me: What did you lose, Matthias?
Matthias: I losed everything.
Gretchen: If I convince everyone in Pennsylvania to leave and then I move monsters in, it could be Transylvania!
Matthias: Are we in California?
Me: No.
Matthias: Are we in October?
Me: No.
Matthias: Are we in Sunday?
Me: No. It's a Tuesday in September in Ohio.
Olivia: We're there already? You said it would be 8:30. So your estimate was wrong?
Me: Yes, we got here earlier.
Olivia: Yeah, you were way off.
Gretchen: Are you a mom?
Angelina: Do I have any kids?
Gretchen: No. But you live in your own house.
Angelina: Where should I live?
Gretchen: With your mom!
Gretchen, in front of her godfather while about to receive communion: Wait, MOM! Am I Orthodox?
How Kaitlyn doctored a stuffed dragon back to health:
First I broke his body. Then I took all the fire out and threw it in the garbage. Then I closed him and poked some nails in. Then they dried and now he's all better. Well, he's still a little bit dead. I don't think I was supposed to use nails, but I'm still learning. That's why I'm a little girl.
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