Me: So don't be dead.
Matthias: But I don't want to be FAT and dead.
Me: When will you be fat and dead?
Matthias: I don't know. Afternoon?
Playing Dr Mario.
Kaitlyn: Grandma, these extra viruses are coming down.
Kaitlyn: Grandma, are you doing that?
Grandma: Yes.
Kaitlyn: Grandma, that's not very helpful.
Grandma, laughing: It's helping you.
Kaitlyn: It's making me lose.
Matthias: My hand hurts.
Bryan: Why does your hand hurt?
Matthias: Because I accidentally eated it a little.
Bryan: Oh?
Matthias: But I didn't eat the whole thing, so I will be okay.
Me: Mommies can always break wizards.
Me: These boots are size 11.
Kaitlyn: I'm 11.
Matthias: No, you're 5.
Kaitlyn: I'm 11 feet tall.
Me: Your feet are size 11.
Kaitlyn: Yeah, my feet can count to 11.
Kaitlyn: Be careful because my throat is usually by my belly but today my throat is in my neck and it makes my voice crooked.
Bryan: It'll be done in eight minutes.
Kaitlyn: One, two, three, four...
Bryan: Minutes, not seconds.
Kaitlyn: Oh, oh. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi...
Kaitlyn, to Oma: Oh, just so you know, don't call me Gretchen. I'm Kaitlyn. Oh, but I don't want to boss you around.
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