Bonus Post: Sound Bites 62

Olivia: When Matthias is very old, like in his 20s...

Matthias: This is a slobbery baby. Maybe the Miroglios got the wrong one?

Gretchen: I'm making an office. Do you have a box as tall as a refrigerator and as long as a piano? Maybe I could just order a refrigerator attached to a piano. OR I could order a refrigerator AND a piano! And get free shipping!

Matthias: When I am 100, church will be broken, because 100 is very big.

Matthias: One hundred and one, one hundred and two, one hundred and three, one hundred and four, one hundred and five, one hundred and six, one hundred and seven, one hundred and eight, one hundred and niiiine, infinity! Infinity and one, infinity and two, infinity and three, infinity and four, infinity and five, infinity and six, infinity and seven, infinity and eight, infinity and niiiiiine, a thousand! A thousand and one, a thousand and two, a thousand and three, a thousand and four, a thousand and five, a thousand and six, a thousand and seven, a thousand and eight, a thousand and niiiiiiiiiine, dun dun dun, bajillion! Bajillion and one, bajillion and two, bajillion and three, bajillion and four, bajillion and five, bajillion and six, bajillion and seven, bajillion and eight, bajillion and niiiiiine, miles! Miles and one, miles and two, miles and three, miles and four, miles and five, miles and six, miles and seven, miles and eight, miles and niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, GOOGOL! Googol and one, googol and two, googol and three, googol and four, googol and five, googol and six, googol and seven, googol and eight, googol and niiiiiiine, done.

Matthias: ...

Matthias: Done and one, done and two, done and three, done and four, done and five, done and six, done and seven, done and eight, done and niiiiiiiine... I don't know any more numbers.

Matthias: I'm not even going to get dressed today because I want to wear pajamas tomorrow afternoon.

Kaitlyn: The Lord bless you, keep you, and give you peace. Why give you peace?

Me: Because it's nice to be peaceful.

Kaitlyn: Not for me. I like it to be crazy.

Matthias: Mom, I wish you were dead and the kids were still alive because then I would get to play the cat game all the time.

Our current pest control deterrent: Theodore opens the back door and yells "No bees!" at the ants.

Matthias: It's too comfy and I don't want to be warm.

Gretchen: Why don't we invent chicken nugget spoons?

Matthias: There are two ways I should be at grandma and grandpa's house. One is it's fun. Two is I poop there.