Me, still asleep: I'll do it when I get up.
Matthias: Or I could ask dad to do it since he's not the laziest.
Irene: Oh, my present is a da-car.
Matthias: Not a da-car. A ka-tar.
Irene: Oh. Dacar.
Matthias: Katar.
Irene: Katar.
Me: Guitar. It's a guitar.
We were in an Airbnb in Colorado. Bryan was not with us.
Josef: Where's your dad?
Matthias: In the basement.
Me: If you're unhappy about it, I can set up a rotation so everyone is unhappy once a month.
Matthias: Why do people always measure dinosaurs with elephants?
Matthias: Can I play a S-G-R-E-E-N?
Me: It's S-C-R-E-E-N.
Matthias: It sounds like a G.
Me: It does when we say it, but it's spelled with a C.
Theo: Well, have you heard of N?
Josef: Are you the strongest of your siblings?
Kaitlyn: Probably. I have a 4 pack. But daddy's stronger.
Matthias: Mom, is there any emergency?
Theodore: We are superheroes and superheroes kill people!
Me: Superheroes save people. Supervillains kill people.
Theodore: Oh, we are supervillains.
Matthias: Mom! Emergency?
Me: Sounds like there's a couple of supervillains running around.
Theodore: No, we are superheroes and we will kill the other people with swords!
Kaitlyn: What can I say, I'm really good at rinsing things.
Bryan: Between Matthias mishearing me and Theo's three-year-old speech imperfections, we are currently watching the Cincinnati Bagels play the Pittsfart Smellers.
Matthias: I'm bored.
Theodore: Oh! We can play the drinking game!
Kaitlyn: You should get Euphemia to do dishes like my mom has me do, then you don't have to do any work.
Theodore, drawing his sword: Mom, I'm going to cut you! But then you're going to be fixed!
Me: How does that work?
Matthias, wielding a hammer: Hehehe.
(Jillian: He's Fix-it Felix!)
(Justine: No, he's Fix-it Fias.)
Matthias: Dad, when you go to work, how many quarters do you get?
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