Kaitlyn: Mr Miroglio, not trying to be mean, but you look like the king in this movie.
Anthony: I look like a king? Is he handsome?
Anthony: I look like a king? Is he handsome?
Kaitlyn: He has glasses and a beard.
Anthony: So, handsome?
Kaitlyn: ...He looks like you.
Theodore: I want this car to turn into something while we're in it.
Me: What should it be?
Theodore: A playground.
Matthias: Mom, are you ever going to get another baby.
Me: Probably not. Do you think we need another baby?
Matthias: Yeah, to play One Night Ultimate Werewolf.
Theodore: If we don't wrestle then the monster will kill us with fire.
Matthias: I want to take a shower.
Me: I thought you didn't like showers.
Matthias: I do like them. I want to take a shower.
Me: Okay. Turn the water on and when you're ready pull up the plug.
Matthias: *pulls up the plug and panics*
Me: *turns the water off* What's wrong?
Matthias: It got my head wet. I don't want it to get my head wet.
Me: That's kind of the point of showers.
Matthias: ...
Matthias: *forlornly* I don't want to take a shower.
Theodore: When we bless louder, we have to build rocks so they don't touch. Not in here. Just out with the birds.
Matthias: My belly's dead.
Theodore: Mom, soon you're going to get bigger and then you'll be a daddy.
Me: I'm going to be a daddy?
Theodore: Yep. Soon everybody's going to get big and be a daddy and break the house and all be daddies outside!
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