Me: You're a very hairy strawberry.
Kaitlyn: Hey, I'm not hairy!
Matthias: Yeah, I'm harrier than you are. Look at my muscles!
Theodore: Well, you don't have hair on your back. I have hair on my back, so I'm taller than you!
Matthias: I need new shoes.
Me: Are yours too small?
Matthias: No, but my shoe laces are wrinkly.
Theodore: Mom! You have to open the car door for me!
Me, opening the door with a bow and a flourish: Your Highness.
Theodore: Haha, now I'm your highness for real.
Theodore: Maybe this remote works on everything. *points it at the basement stairs* Beep boop boop. Now the bugs are singing!
Matthias: Do you have to dress kind of nice for a baby shower?
Me: Yes.
Matthias: So you shouldn't have blood on your shirt?
Theodore: Why do we even have foreheads?
Olivia: I am interested in cartoonish art. I have no care in the world for how to build buildings.
Theodore: When I'm taller than Grandma then Grandma will be old and weak.
Matthias thinks tsunamis are called "salamis."
Theodore: Is it cheese pizza? I don't like macaroni pizza.
Playing the alphabet game...
Gretchen: Maybe the clouds will make a Q.
Theodore: Yeah, like a word storm?
Theodore: Mom, you aren't in dark language. You don't have green eyes. But I can see in the dark, so it's like I have green eyes.
In December (reminder that Theo's birthday is in August)...
Me: Go to bed and don't bother Matthias.
Theodore: Okay, but he is NOT invited to my birthday party. He will have to stay in his room and not eat any food.
Oh good! Matthias and his salamis can mix with Annemarie's tomatoes.
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