Kaitlyn: Uncle Josef, why does your hair that's supposed to go down go up?
Matthias: My bum is raining. (His pants were wet.)
Olivia: When I grow up, I'm going to be a teacher, a librarian, or maybe nothing.
Bryan: Nothing?
Olivia: Like mom. She's nothing, just a mom.
Kaitlyn, singing: I wanna know, can you show me? I wanna know if a stranger likes me.
Gretchen: Did you know? I am not the girl I want to be.
Kaitlyn: He is going to stay in our room forever. It's the horriblest thing ever! They are giving him a snack while he is in jail. They keep telling him it's mac and cheese, but when he eats it, it is apparently pig food with a rock in it.
Gretchen, eating canned pears: I think I know how they made pears. They took apples, cut them up, and made them slimy.
Kaitlyn has a toy thermometer.
Bryan: What is that?
Kaitlyn: It's a pencil that tells how old you are.
Bryan: Can you check how old my foot is?
Kaitlyn: Yes. It's eight.
Kaitlyn: Mom, your elbow smells like Theodore slobber.
(video chat)
Oma: What are you doing?
Gretchen: Looking at you right now.
I cackled at "a nothing, like Mom". But does Olivia not view the orchestra, the etsy shop, and the Music Together as employment? Or is that just normal mom stuff in her brain?
ReplyDeleteI believe that's normal mom stuff. It is possible that it doesn't even register on her radar since she doesn't witness most of it and has no idea that I get paid.
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