Kaitlyn: I'm starving. My brain is growing smaller and is making me not breathe and then I will die.
Matthias: I need chips.
Me: How do you ask?
Matthias: More chips.
Me: Can I please have more...
Matthias: Chips.
Me: Can I please...
Matthias: Have chips.
Me: No, say the whole thing. Can I please have more chips.
Matthias: Yes.
Kaitlyn: Did you hear the secret that I telled to my imaginary friend?
Me: No, because I am not your imaginary friend.
Kaitlyn: Well it starts with a D and starts with an S at the end. And then it starts with an O in the middle and then it starts with a 3 and then it starts with a 5.
Olivia: I'm trying to have the best dream of my life, and you're interrupting it!
Kaitlyn: Want to know how I make that noise? I snork my choke, but it doesn't even make me die.
Gretchen, dramatically: I am a school classer!
Kaitlyn, singing: Red, orange, and green, and toes.
Gretchen: Do you remember Ariel's dad? King Sultan?
Miss Lyn: I have two Kaitlyns in my class. Do you know your middle name?
Kaitlyn: My name is Kaitlyn Bug.
Kaitlyn: You're telling me a lot of things that I am unacceptable about.
Gretchen: I saw a statue of hunormous books.
Olivia: You mean humongous.
Me: Or enormous.
Gretchen: Which one is bigger?
Me: They both mean very, very big.
Gretchen: They mean 100% tall.
Kaitlyn: I wish Rudy was part of my family. My sisters are boring, but Rudy's not boring. God just wants me to be mad because he didn't make Rudy part of my family. Can you drive to heaven and ask God to make Rudy part of my family?
Kaitlyn's song: is it to Leaves Are Falling or Head and Shoulders?
ReplyDeleteHead, shoulders, knees, and toes. Leaves are falling might be where she got the wrong lyrics, though.
DeleteWill and I now regularly say, "I snork my choke but it doesn't even make me die!"
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