Matthias: Please Mom.
Me: "I love you madly."
Matthias, looking sad: WHY?!
Kaitlyn: How did you decide which ones were girls and which ones were boys?
Me: We could tell when you were born.
Kaitlyn: How could you tell?
Me: How could we tell?
Kaitlyn: Because the girls had long hair?
Me: No, all babies are born with short hair or no hair.
Kaitlyn: Oh, because the boys were wearing pants!
Olivia: Everyone point at Daddy and say, "Fixer Man!"
Everyone: Fixer Man!
Olivia: Everyone point at Mommy and say...
Olivia: ...
Matthias: Washer Lady!
Everyone: Washer Lady!
The teller at the bank gave the kids Spongebob stickers.
Kaitlyn: Wait, are these cheese persons?!
Me: Good night, boys. Sleep well.
Matthias: Don't tell me to sleep well. I won't sleep well because I don't like oatmeal.
Bryan did a card trick for the kids.
Bryan: Kaitlyn, is this your card?
Kaitlyn: Yes! How did you do that?
Gretchen: Is the card warm because Kaitlyn touched it?
Bryan: No, that's not it.
Matthias: Maybe you put your eyeball in Kaitlyn!
Gretchen: Are we cleaning up because people are coming over?
Bryan: Yes. It's called shame cleaning.
Matthias: Mom. Don't watch.
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