Gretchen: ...Science.
Matthias: The bubbles from the ginger beard are inside me fighting my belly.
Kaitlyn: Theodore, you make me so angry!
Gretchen: Well you make me angry! You said that to a one year old!
Kaitlyn: Yeah, well... We ALL make mom angry!
Gretchen: That's true.
Matthias: I can see our house.
Kaitlyn: No you can't.
Me: Kaitlyn, just pretend he can. Say, "What good eyes you have."
Matthias: I CAN see our house.
Kaitlyn: What good eyes you have.
Matthias: It's because they're blue.
Me: *opening a chocolate bar*
Gretchen: What's that?
Me: If I tell you it's Brussels sprouts, will you not want it?
Gretchen: Yes.
Me: It's Brussels sprouts!
Gretchen: How many seconds until we get home?
Me: 660.
Gretchen: How many minutes?
Me: 11.
Matthias: How many clock?
Bryan, displaying suckers: There's cherry, blue raspberry, co--
Matthias: I know, I know what they are. Watermelon (actually cherry), blueblerry (blue raspberry), butter splatch (cotton candy), different watermelon that's yummier (fruit punch), and I don't know this last one (there's the watermelon!).
Matthias: What are you doing?
Me: Trying to have quiet time.
Matthias: Well... Is it loud time yet?
Matthias: Daddy, we're being bakeries!
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